Seattle. 150,000,000 years ago. The fetid stench of volcanic ash lingers over the devastated land. All is still. CRACK! What's that? BOOM! From the magma miasma rises a 50-ft. tall supernaut CHINESE! With the deafening force of a billion eagles all stitched together crying out for freedom. The beast ravishes the land, uprooting ancient forests with swift and decisive blows. A two-piece instrumental riff-heavy noise rock band.